It's interesting to note that it's been 5 and a half years since I've been called a 13-year-old. This site has just done the following:
1) Destroyed about 6 years of my life;
2) Made me give out someone else's Credit Card Number; and
3) Made my College Senior my parent.

Well done, LiveJournal! <mutters under his breath>.

Well, never mind. I think I'll shoot off an e-mail to these chaps, and let them know this is a serious problem. People who use public computers are forced to go around changing parents just to get in here. 'tis ridiculous, I say! Off with their heads!

ANYHOW <realises need to stop this particular tirade>, this seems a nice enough site other than the obvious 'parental verification' problems. There could be some obvious complaints about the unavailability of proper user names. For this, I curse Ourobros, In_Sidious, GreySheep, GreyMatter, MetaNarrative, etc. Further, I curse you, and you <points towards his left and right>, for destroying what I still believe to be a good idea for a username - MetaQuest. Now, I've just been reminded that YOU <points only to the left this time> destroyed Pandora's Pox. It was pointed out that when viewed in lowercase only with no punctuation, it may be read as Pandora Spox.

At this point, I am being harassed by Left <Also pseudo-parental unit with credit card>, Right, and Guard. This Guard is not a mis-spelling of Center; he's behind me, actually. Damn annoying chap. Thinks he's being subtle, switching off every other computer without shutting it down.

Incompetent moron.

In other words, a Carboxymoron! <thanks for the idea, Left.>